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A Completely Objective List of Colorado’s Fourteeners Ranked from Worst to Best That Absolutely Nobody Could Ever Argue With

Sep 9, 2025

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And now for The List that absolutely nobody but me wanted…Geo’s personal rankings of the 58 ranked and/or USGS-named fourteeners in Colorado, from the Bottom Ten to the Top Ten and including the Middle 38! Why? Well, as the answer in the seemingly-apocryphal story about the one philosophy student to answer that question correctly for…